jungwildeandfree:

angelaodinsdotttir:

honestly if ur an introvert ur probably better off befriending some extroverts bc having a whole squad of introverts is fine at first but eventually you end up never doing anything with them ever especially after you finish school bc ur all fine being loners and low maintenance friends that just tag each other in memes and snapchat each other which is nice but sometimes i wanna leave my house instead of binge watching spongebob squarepants you need balance in ur squad you need to have people who are gonna motivate the squad to be social 

every squad needs at least one friend who will pull their car up outside and scream “get in losers we’re going to the mall” 

thebobblehat:

fyeahshakespeare:

mydarlingsarah:

theliterarysnob:

revieloutionne:

pipistrellus:

lordstark:

lordstark:

lordstark:

famous shakespeare quotes but with “bruh” at the end of them

what’s done is done bruh

now is the winter of our discontent, bruh

#do you bite your thumb at me bruh? #nah bruh i do not bite my thumb at you bruh but i do bite my thumb bruh

“thou hast undone our mother, bruh”

“bruh, I have done thy mother”

“if music be the food of love, play on bruh.”

et tu, bruh?

tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, bruh

Put out the light, and then put out the light, bruh.

nonbinaridot:

mysticben:

bluethisisforyou:

the opposite of ‘we die like men’ is ‘we survive like women’

the layers of this… 

we stay in limbo, like nonbinaries

ups-official:

sarcasmsuitsme:

russian-support:

friendly-mutant:

dubiousruffian:

I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks

Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and 👏 cannot 👏 ship 👏 many 👏 regulations 👏 depend 👏 on 👏 the 👏 destination 👏 weight 👏 and 👏 content 👏

@fed-ex-official

@ups-official

I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 you👏 want 👏 as 👏 long 👏 as 👏 you 👏 pay 👏 me 👏